"Lord of the Red Sox" Mojo presents...
Know your role rookie!
Lester: Damn it! Lowell! I just heard I'm being moved to the bullpen for the playoffs.
Lowell: That is an honorable role.
Lester: This is because I'm a......rookie isn't it.
Lowell: OK, now you're just being silly.
Lester: To sit there, not knowing if and when I will be called upon. I'm not even sure of what situation I'll be brought in for. What kind of renown is that?
Lowell: My Lad, there may come a time for valor without renown. Who will Red Sox Nation look to should we need help early in a game?
Lester: Let me start. I know I can win a game for us.
Lowell: It's not my call. Look at it this way. I know you were not here in '04, heck neither was I. But who played one of the biggest parts in that playoff run. Derek Freakin' Lowe.
D-Lowe: Huh?
Lowell: (Ignores D-Lowe) Start the playoffs in the Bullpen and ends up being the only player in the history of the game to win all 3 clinching playoff games. Go to the pen, we'll call on yah when we need yah.
Lester: Mm---okay.
Lowell: But Tonight we need your best stuff in order to keep the pressure on the Yankees.
Lester puts on ball cap.
Lester: Do not worry...for tonight we will WIN!
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