"Lord of the Red Sox" Mojo presents...
Know your role rookie!

Lester: Damn it! Lowell! I just heard I'm being moved to the bullpen for the playoffs.

Lowell: That is an honorable role.

Lester: This is because I'm a......rookie isn't it.

Lowell: OK, now you're just being silly.

Lester: To sit there, not knowing if and when I will be called upon. I'm not even sure of what situation I'll be brought in for. What kind of renown is that?

Lowell: My Lad, there may come a time for valor without renown. Who will Red Sox Nation look to should we need help early in a game?

Lester: Let me start. I know I can win a game for us.

Lowell: It's not my call. Look at it this way. I know you were not here in '04, heck neither was I. But who played one of the biggest parts in that playoff run. Derek Freakin' Lowe.

D-Lowe: Huh?

Lowell: (Ignores D-Lowe) Start the playoffs in the Bullpen and ends up being the only player in the history of the game to win all 3 clinching playoff games. Go to the pen, we'll call on yah when we need yah.

Lester: Mm---okay.

Lowell: But Tonight we need your best stuff in order to keep the pressure on the Yankees.
Lester puts on ball cap.

Lester: Do not worry...for tonight we will WIN!
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